how do you tell?

this could possibly the first wave of how do you tell:

here how it goes:

1. How do you tell if u are gay?

If i like to look at men's physique. looking at them in the formal attire, studying the curvature of men's butt in tight slacks, the underwear outline showing does that mean im gay? or when i catch a glimpse of his crotch when he is seated, taking a nice curved shape when he is resting on his back at a reclining chair, with his pants being nicely filled with well built hips, does that make me gay?

or enjoying the male models on underwear boxes in the supermarket, does that make me gay?

2. How do you tell if you are in love?

If like like to talk on the phone with a guy, when i get free time, talking about nothing in particular but just for the sake of talking..does that mean im in love?

When the last person i talk to is this guy before i go to bed, does that mean im in love.

teasing him and making him squeal and making him blush with dirty jokes, does that mean im in love?

spending time together but have not committed to him and call it a relationship?does that mean im in love?

3. How do you tell your parents you are gay?

If you were raised conservatively by your parents and no one that your family knows is gay, how do you tell your parents you are gay?

if knowing your father would disown our get shattered to know his son is gay, how do you tell your parents you are gay?

if you are only remotely attracted to women and cant imagine spending your life with a woman, how do u tell your parents that you are gay?