I find men to be attractive and not ashamed of it..

I find men to be attractive and not ashamed of it..

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

I Just dont Get Married Men!

 i find it increasingly difficult to understand married man.

ages ago jeans were invented. in the same way ages ago, im sure this married guy in my office used to wear them.

wether or not he is straight, bi or gay trapped in a straight man's body, attracted to me, i do not know..

but judging from his body, im sure he has a slight inclination to gaydom!!!

why i say so???

im sure at this point, my readers are very well aware that im going go start with a lengthy, speechy explanation...


hah!!! or maybe im NOT going to afterall.

its simple. this guys already has two kids. but he doesnt have a beer belly.. yeah i know its normal, he could be an athlete or so.... u might think..this is where i tell u he's not. he doesnt really have friends at the Site. pretty much by himself all the time. doesnt go out after office hours so that narrows jerking off to a sport that prevents beer belly....or maybe not!

this guy always dresses up articulately. even for someone who works at Site. 

yeah, yeah i know, theres nothing wrong with dressing articulately if someone works at the site...

of course, i can almost hear the whining...so, this is when i tell u why its so weird.

this guy wears slacks to site. going to a land where sand, mud, red soil and dust is abundant, is wearing slacks really a smart choice?

that brings us to the topic of the day. we ARE aware that jeans were invented ages ago. so why does he keep wearing that slacks oh ever so proudly??. 

hehehe keep reading...

in the mean time:

no belly>>check, 
no man boobs>>check, 
nice butt>>oh my CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!

so this guy is old fashioned, that doesnt mean he is gay DUDE!!!!

enough with the whining already....

now i tell u why i wish think he is gay....

he always tucks his shirt tucked into his pants which accentuates his juicy big butt....if that is considered normal, 

why does he always lean forward in front of me? there are so many places where he could read the newspaper and the desk outside my room has a chair tucked beneath it...why lean over with the butt pointed at me in his butt accentuating pants??? every day, every time?

>>unresolved mystery.

everytime he passes my room he cant help taking a glance into my room....

and he is always so shy when he talks to me. he smiles always so sheepishly.....couldnt finish a sentence without smiling and, or giggling....

come on dude, all these and bending over, how could anyone be more suggestive....just take off your pants and let me do u bloody married man!!!

if only he wasnt married with kids i would have 'accidentally' molested that married ass of his, or pretend to bump into him when he is in his towel all wet after he came out from the shower or what the hell just pull the towel off, push him on the table and have a good time....no, scratch that >> a GREAT time...

what can i say, im just a man who has needs...and imagine the kind of torture i have to endure on daily basis to do my job...

seriously guys he just needs to come to his senses and realize that there are so many different cuts of jeans available and he can just pick one that fits snugly to his ass and make my fetish come true....how difficult can that be??

in the mean time, i just dont get married men....
 
do marriages really kill the fashion sense in these men?

im not judging but if there is one thing that convinces me that this guys is indeed straight despite the giggles, smiles, ass strutting and stuff is the obvious and disgusting fact that he doesnt trim or shave his pubes, which he o so proudly leaves on the bowl after taking a leak...or having a 'private' moment with his Jhonny Little..ewww!

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