The One About Compliments

as embarassing, and vain it sounds, it is impossible to deny that we like compliments. 

'hey dude you look cute, can i know u better?', 'hi, your body makes me go crazy', 'do you workout in the gym, which gym do you go to? can i join?', 'nice underwear collection, can i see you in them?', 'can you teach me how to work out? i want to look like you', 'u have a very nice bulge, cant wait to taste your brown candy'>>>NOSE BLEED!!

worse than liking expecting compliments is to admit that we only enjoy it when it comes from people who we like.

it is not that difficult to relate to. we get extremely excited when the compliments come from people who are up to our expectations. 

in my case, if the compliments comes from chunky legged, juicy butt, smooth, cute guys, i go to a temporary orgasmic state. these characteristics drive my hormones crazy and by hormones i am referring none other than testosterone

before you guys go on judging and cursing me let me explain that it doesnt mean that i dont appreciate compliments from others. nor do i choose to ignore them. the only minor difference that it makes is the fact that i dont go to the orgasmic state compared to when it comes  from chunky legged, juicy butt, smooth, cute guys....

its in short a form of recognition. the same way it feels when compliments come from real people / friends as opposed to online social websites. falls short of the 'feel'.

men do think about sex every 6 seconds. so what's wrong to think about it every 5 right?

as far as the orgasmic state is concerned....compliments can be a freaking turn off (again, in my case) if it comes from someone who puts celebrity / famous athlete's pictures as their profile picture...(no picture is the worst of its kind)

beyond my comprehension!!

i think there is a very obvious difference between being discreet and LAME!

the worst thing however does not end there..these 'discreet' brad pitt / johnny depp lookalikes go further go by asking to go out / coffee / sex....

kinda stupid isnt it?

i wonder if anyone responds to these profiles. i mean what could possibly it lead to? 

companionship>>with shadows??

love>>with shadows??

sex>>with freaking shadows?? ONESOME is still better i suppose.

obviously i am yet to comprehend it.... but if there is (obviously there is) someone who actually does that, i would appreciate shedding a light or to to make me undesrstand it..

ciao!